Because nothing gets tongues wagging like a moist centre. This vintage plate has been delicately defaced for your delight, featuring a phrase that’s as innocent as it is suggestive - depending on who’s at your tea table.
Hand-picked from the finest forgotten cupboards, then lovingly lettered in my Suffolk studio. No two pieces are the same, but each one is guaranteed to raise a smile (and possibly an eyebrow).
Perfect for:
Naughty-but-nice gifts
Afternoon tea with attitude
A centrepiece that speaks for itself
Details:
Genuine vintage china
Lettering applied by hand
Gently wash - not dishwasher or microwave safe
Best admired, not devoured
Every piece comes gift-ready in a Gilded Gobshite branded box, complete with its cheeky printed backstory, a paper doily and a posh little tea bag in a glassine bag sealed with our logo - because mischief should always be served with a proper brew.
