Fucktose Intolerant Serving Spoon

For those who can’t stomach the bullshit (or the milk). This hand-stamped vintage spoon serves up a hearty dose of sweary honesty with every stir. Less dietary advice, more filthy delight.

Each piece is lovingly sourced, rescued from obscurity and given new life with a dash of impropriety. Hand-stamped, letter by letter in our Suffolk studio, no two are ever the same - each one has its own story, scars and sparkle. Expect unique patterns, gentle signs of its past life and a whole lot of attitude.

Perfect for:

• Tea and coffee drinkers who prefer their humour dairy-free
• Gifting to your most unapologetically sweary mate
• Adding a splash of attitude to your cutlery drawer

Details:

• Genuine vintage cutlery (teaspoons, dessert spoons, serving spoons, soup spoons & more)
• Hand-stamped in Suffolk
• Patterns and handle styles vary - that’s part of their charm
• Gently hand wash
• Best stirred, served or scooped with a smile