Custom Plate

Choose your own cheeky phrase and I’ll put it onto a one-of-a-kind vintage plate. Every piece is sourced, rescued, and repurposed - so designs, florals and trims vary (that’s half the fun).

Hand-picked from the finest forgotten cupboards, then lovingly lettered in my Suffolk studio. No two pieces are the same, but each one is guaranteed to raise a smile (and possibly an eyebrow).

Perfect for:

• Naughty-but-nice gifts
• Afternoon tea with attitude
• A centrepiece that speaks for itself

Details:

• Genuine vintage china
• Lettering applied by hand
• Gently wash - not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Best admired, not devoured

Every piece comes gift-ready in a Gilded Gobshite branded box, complete with its cheeky printed backstory, a paper doily and a posh little tea bag in a glassine bag sealed with our logo - because mischief should always be served with a proper brew.