Clotted Dreams Tea Plate

Rich, indulgent, and just the right side of naughty. This genuine vintage plate has been delicately defaced for your delight, pairing the cream tea of your dreams with a phrase that’s equal parts cosy and cheeky.

Hand-picked from the finest forgotten cupboards, then lovingly lettered in my Suffolk studio. No two pieces are the same, but each one is guaranteed to raise a smile (and possibly an eyebrow).

Perfect for:

• Naughty-but-nice gifts
• Afternoon tea with attitude
• A centrepiece that speaks for itself

Details:

• Genuine vintage china
• Lettering applied by hand
• Gently wash - not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Best admired, not devoured

Every piece comes gift-ready in a Gilded Gobshite branded box, complete with its cheeky printed backstory, a paper doily and a posh little tea bag in a glassine bag sealed with our logo - because mischief should always be served with a proper brew.